10: Number of times I thought I was going to actually die during spin on Saturday...
(SO. HARD.)
(My butt still hurts.)
9: Number of times I yelled "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW?!" on Sunday when I tried to get into London only to find out ALL of the trains were cancelled and I was expected to take a dang bus to another station to get a train...
(Seriously... Less than 1 inch of snow fell on Sunday... What was THAT all about, Southwest Trains!?)
8: Number of points I blew on white cheddar cheezits Sunday after dinner...
(Give or take 12 additional points... Annnnddddd we're well into the flex points for the week!)
(WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD?!)
7: Number of homemade oatmeal raisin cookies eaten by PB on Sunday...
(I'm pretty sure I heard him oinking later.)
6: Number of attempts it took me to make a Facebook page for this here blog, only to realize that I could have created a page UNDER my normal facebook account to link them.
(Dumbo, party of one.)
(Dumbo, party of one.)
(Also, so annoying not having them linked!)
5: Number of hours spent on the couch Saturday watching movies...
(Elizabeth is SUCH A GOOD MOVIE.)
(Can I please have Cate Blanchett's skin!?)
4: Number of glasses of, and I quote, "Orange & Pinapple Squash" had on Sunday...
(It's like a type of sugar-free concentrate that you mix with water to create a faux-juice/flavored water drink.)
(I am addicted.)
(Why is it called squash? I have absolutely no idea.)
3: Number of times I attempted painting my nails on Sunday only to be scuppered every time by 4 million little fuzzy balls sticking to them, screwing them up.
(Note for next month: I'm starting to budget for manis each week.)
(Fuzzies are literally out to get me this weekend... I just found another on my eyebrow.)
2: Number of times Normie meowed "OWWWWW" loudly while I was trying to de-knot his undercarriage.
(HANDTOGOD, sounded just like he was crying OW, OW, OWWW, OWW, OW, OW.)
(annnndddd I'm going to hell because I couldn't stop laughing... Poor baby. He was alll knotted, so it must have hurt!)
1: Number of times I took an epic trip down two stairs before regaining my balance, only to trip over Normie and fall/slide down three more before regaining my footing again and then missing the last stair only to end up on my face...
(Please call me Grace.)
How was YOUR weekend!?
If there had been video of you falling down the stairs that would have really been epic!!!!
ReplyDeleteAhh! I am dying over Normie's knotted undercarriage! I have a kitty who does the same WOOOWWWW noise when she would like me to giver her treats/attention and it's so cute!
ReplyDeleteSorry that I'm laughing at you falling down the stairs. And sorry I told everyone about that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
ReplyDeleteI totally hear you on the fuzzies on the nails! I can't even go out of the house without having to check myself for cat and dog hair. yikes!
ReplyDeletePublic transportation in Belfast is pretty outrageous too. The protests and the weather are making for some interesting commutes! I hate the first time back at spin- its totally a back to square one situation. :s
ReplyDelete"Squashes" are fruit/fruit flavored syrups, usually also containing a sugar based simple syrup and have to be diluted with water, carbonated water, or an alcohol, before they can be drunk.
ReplyDeleteSometimes such syrups are called "cordials". And yes, some of them are sugar free or sweetened with a chemical, rather than cane sugar or fructose.
I hope this helps.
For a fuller explanation, just look it up on your computer.
BHB's comment above makes her my new bff
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