10: Number of times I thought I was going to actually die during spin on Saturday...
(My butt still hurts.)
9: Number of times I yelled "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW?!" on Sunday when I tried to get into London only to find out ALL of the trains were cancelled and I was expected to take a dang bus to another station to get a train...
(Seriously... Less than 1 inch of snow fell on Sunday... What was THAT all about, Southwest Trains!?)
8: Number of points I blew on white cheddar cheezits Sunday after dinner...
(Give or take 12 additional points... Annnnddddd we're well into the flex points for the week!)
(WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD?!)
7: Number of homemade oatmeal raisin cookies eaten by PB on Sunday...
(I'm pretty sure I heard him oinking later.)
6: Number of attempts it took me to make a Facebook page for this here blog, only to realize that I could have created a page UNDER my normal facebook account to link them.
(Dumbo, party of one.)
(Dumbo, party of one.)
(Also, so annoying not having them linked!)
5: Number of hours spent on the couch Saturday watching movies...
(Elizabeth is SUCH A GOOD MOVIE.)
(Can I please have Cate Blanchett's skin!?)
4: Number of glasses of, and I quote, "Orange & Pinapple Squash" had on Sunday...
(It's like a type of sugar-free concentrate that you mix with water to create a faux-juice/flavored water drink.)
(I am addicted.)
(Why is it called squash? I have absolutely no idea.)
3: Number of times I attempted painting my nails on Sunday only to be scuppered every time by 4 million little fuzzy balls sticking to them, screwing them up.
(Note for next month: I'm starting to budget for manis each week.)
(Fuzzies are literally out to get me this weekend... I just found another on my eyebrow.)
2: Number of times Normie meowed "OWWWWW" loudly while I was trying to de-knot his undercarriage.
(HANDTOGOD, sounded just like he was crying OW, OW, OWWW, OWW, OW, OW.)
(annnndddd I'm going to hell because I couldn't stop laughing... Poor baby. He was alll knotted, so it must have hurt!)
1: Number of times I took an epic trip down two stairs before regaining my balance, only to trip over Normie and fall/slide down three more before regaining my footing again and then missing the last stair only to end up on my face...
(Please call me Grace.)
How was YOUR weekend!?