9: Number of hours spent talking about, coo-ing over, snuggling, kissing, or worshiping the kittens. (Seriously. I challenge you to find more adorable baby kittens.) (Also. I may or may not be entering crazy-cat-lady territory.)
8: Number of times I tried to swaddle Normie and pretend he is a baby. (Um. So there's that.) (File under: I-want-a-baby-itis.) (See also: CRAZY-CAT-LADY)
7: Number of "last treats" I had on Sunday before commencing Operation Kate today. (More on that at the bottom.) (Yes I gained approximately 3lbs.) (Oopsie.)
6: Number of times I marveled at the huge brusie on my kneecap Sunday... (Seeing bones in my legs is still a novel & exciting thing!!) (Yes. I used to have dimples where kneecaps were supposed to protrude.) (No, I'm not kidding.)
5: Number of new undergarmets purchsed on Saturday... (Insert new obsession for Marks & Spencer) (Also, who KNEW I was buying bras that were a full 2 sizes too big around the band.) (Also. Can we briefly have a moment of silence for my ever-shrinking bust?) (Note to body: Kindly use the fat storage in my thighs before my chest. That is all.)
4: Number of times I almost wet myself watching Hugh Grant on Graham Norton. (SWOON.) (Please google for his hilarious-ness.)
3: Number of times that I professed my undying love to Subway on Saturday... (Seriously. Subway? I love you.) (PS- Don't you even think that I have NOT looked up how to buy a franchise.) (Because I have.) (And please email me should you have a spare $50k lying around so I can buy one.)
2: Number of times PB forced Millie-Moo to kiss me... which means I was only presented with a paw on my face. (Hussy.)
1: Number of McDs large fries split with the hubs... (You gotta do what you gotta do.) (PUHLEASE. Don't even act like y'all haven't ever accosted by the scent of fresh fries while driving by.) (I may or may not have eaten 65% of them instead of the alotted 50%.) (File under: French-fry-aholic.)(See also: CAUSE FOR OPERATION KATE!)
So I've been mentioning "Operation Kate" on Twitter and y'all have wanted to know what it is! Soooo... Starting today I'm going on an actual diet. I'm going to be doing the Dukan Diet. As y'all know, I'm a Weight Watchers girl through and through because it helped me lose 90 lbs and it has taught me to eat in moderation and how to lead a much healthier lifestyle. However, y'all know I've been stuck for ONE YEAR. So. I've decided to try a real "diet". It should be interesting! I've never done an actual diet before. NEVER. I've declared it "Operation Kate" because as we know, the Duchess and her mother allegedly used this to shed pounds before the Royal Wedding last year. Today starts my 5 days of the attack phase, which is supposed to be the toughest, but I'm going to take it one day at a time! Tomorrow I'll do a recap of Day One, complete with pictures and corresponding WW points values (so we can compare) and also of my workout plan. Although, if that bores y'all I might throw in some pretty spring jewelry pictures to keep you fickle people rivited.
Now, tell me, how was YOUR weekend!













